Ryan's Favorite Russian Wins

Le Roi de Donuts has been talking up the big Russian (Karpets) for weeks and he came through big in the Tour de Swiss. Those poor Swiss podium girls look bummed to have to kiss his grizzled, 72-hr shadow cheeks. They would have prefered a clean shaven Chris Horner or perhaps Cadel Evans. Karpets will play second fiddle to Valverde in Le Grande Boucle however.